An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man and put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
An Illinois doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois , put him in the White House for seven months, and now half the world is looking for work."
Um...is this what you consider news that the liberal media ignores? A lame joke and a fabrication of a fabricated internet chain post from last year? Well, if I wanted to read this kind of dribble, I'd read my grandpa's forwards. Quite simply, whining and lying doesn't make for good reading.
I mean really, this site is basically a recruiting post for the left wing. "You're conservative? You mean you're just like those yahoos over at the Coralville Courier?
You wouldn't ask, but I'll give you advice anyway. Drop the "liberal media". It's simply not true. Yes, I know a study revealed that most reports/journalists are left of center. But they don't decide. The mega-corporations and their lackey management decide what the end product of the news is. And nearly all independent studies on the actual news that's released shows that if there is a bias, it's a slant to the right. The media cares nothing about left or right - they care about the bottom line. And what's more conservative than that?
Posted by: Herbert Hoover | August 30, 2009 at 10:00 PM