This is a story you'd expect to see in The Onion, a satirical publication that makes up news.
But it's real.
Fox2 reports that this family in Marine City in St. Clair County, north of Detroit, is fond of the gag product called "Liquid Ass," which is described on the pump spray bottle as a "fart prank."
"We've gone to Kmart. We've had our kids with it and were spraying," the father Jason Festerman told Fox2. "We've done it at like Dollar General. Everyone laughed...."It smells like somebody hasn't took a bath for three months and their butt is really, really sweaty and they haven't wiped their tush in a long time."
Their fondness of the product has landed them in trouble.
Coralville Courier Editor's Note: The school where this prank took place, is a 'liquid ass' free zone.