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Nancy Pelosi to switch parties?

SNL slams Obama: "Each of Your Plans to Save Money Involves Spending Even More Money"

Good comedy is always based in the truth and Saturday Night Live nails Obama and the liberal proposals he's pushing.

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BREAKING NEWS: Culver wins Nobel prize for fiscal responsibility

OSLO -- This just in......  The Nobel prize committee has awarded Governor Culver with the fiscal responsibility award, for his 'wishes' and 'good intentions' regarding the Iowa Film Office Fund.

Designed to attract new business to Iowa and spur the state economy, the film fund has completely failed to deliver on its promises and good intentions.  In fact, the Iowa Film Office is currently under audit and investigation for ethics and spending violations.

"Governor Culver deserves this award for his good intentions.  Actual accomplishments aren't necessary to win a Nobel prize anymore, it's the intent that counts.  We don't measure nominees with any kind of results based standard," said a spokesman for the Norwegian Nobel Committee.

Obama's "Change we can believe in"

Good comedy is always based in the truth and this bit done by SNL nails it!

THE JOB - URINE TEST

Whoever wrote this one deserves a HUGE pat on the  back!
 
Like most folks in this country, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck in my case, I am required to pass a random urine test (with which, I have no problem). What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine  test.

So, here is my Question:  Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them?

Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their butt - doing drugs, while I work. . . . Can you imagine how much money each state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?

I  guess we could title that program, 'Urine or You're Out'.

A public service announcement from Michael Moore?

Breaking News.....

The Coralville Courier has received the following public service announcement from Michael More.....

More proof that we have the best medical procedures in the world

An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man and put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That is nothing.  We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

An Illinois doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois , put him in the White House for seven months, and now half the world is looking for work."